Look for Weiner's latest book: How to Tweet Away Your Political Career in 3 Simple Steps.
The summary on the back cover sums up the content of the one-and-a-half page novel:
1) Point smartphone at crotch
2) Take picture
3) "Accidentally" post to Twitter instead of sending to one woman (who by the way, is not your wife)
In case you hadn't guessed, the photo on the inside of the book jacket is not of Weiner's face.
About the author:
Anthony Weiner is a New York Congressman and a member of the Democratic party. He recently married Huma Abedin, a fellow government employee. In his free time, Weiner enjoys infidelity and photography, and he specializes in grainy photos of his nether regions. He is a supporter of gay rights, but lately his fight for marriage equality been losing ground, seeing as how a man who cannot manage his own relationship successfully will naturally have a difficult time justifying the legal acknowledgement of the relationships of others. He recently tweeted the downfall of his own political career. Visit his website at http://www.weiner.house.gov/
Below are some poorly-worded phrases from Weiner's homepage (shockingly, these are not jokes):
"Get the Weiner Report" --Is it a Twit pic?
"Stay connected to your Congressman and let him stay connected to you." --Woah, Anthony. Let's keep it at a safe distance.
"...my staff and I will be there to show you the way" --Oh. By "staff" he means the people who work for him.
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